Jokes on dating
It says grilled vegetables, BUT THEY AREN’T GRILLED THEY ARE BAKED!?
A: SWAG Q: What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? Q: Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? A: A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. ” Questioned Harry excitedly, “You mean I no longer have an inferiority complex! ” Anne went away to college and promptly became an avid animal right activist.” “Well” said the psychologist slowly, “to be perfectly honest with you I don’t think you ever had an inferiority complex. When she came home for the Holidays she noticed her mother wearing a beautiful genuine fur coat.“Excuse me if you don’t mind me asking,” asked Becky to the man on his way out. OK, here goes thought Harry to himself as he sat down across from the man.
“I couldn’t help overhearing you on the phone with your boss. Just so I can tell my son.” The man smiled, took out a pen, “it stands for this: I-D -1-0-T”. When you’re done, say 1234.” And with that the Genie was gone in a puff of smoke. As he nervously tied his tie in front of the mirror, he kept on repeating over in his head 123, 123, 123. Before he started he muttered to himself “123”, suddenly he knew everything would be OK.
Once a week he brings me a huge bouquet of flowers, he’s constantly bringing me out to restaurants to eat, if I so much as hint that I want something the next morning it’s on my doorstep.” “That’s very nice about your Freddie”, says Gertrude.